Thursday, May 18, 2017

"I've Never Been to Me," by Charlene


This one enters the blog from Dave Barry's Book of Bad Songs. It also has a spoken interlude. Bonus! 

I'm lazy tonight as I get caught up on these entries. Direct from Wikipedia:

The song is best known as lyrically formatted for a female vocalist and as such is addressed to a desperate wife and mother who would like to trade her prosaic existence for the jet setting lifestyle the song's narrator has led. The narrator alludes to various hedonistic episodes in her life, concluding that while she's "been to paradise," she's ultimately failed to find self-fulfillment expressing this with the line, "I've never been to me." There is also an alternative set of lyrics for the song formatted for a male singer, in which the narrator is an elderly man, destined to die the very next day, begging for a dime for a cup of coffee, addressing a younger man who is "raising hell" the way the old man used to do.
Yikes. Also, I don't know of too many other songs that have the line "subtle whoring."

The spoken portion:
Hey, you know what paradise is? It's a lie. A fantasy we create about people and places as we'd like them to be. But you know what truth is? It's that little baby you're holding, and it's that man you fought with this morning, the same one you're going to make love with tonight. That's truth, that's love.


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